Sunday, June 28, 2009

Now these are JOB BENEFITS!

If a company was to start offering benefits like this in the twin cities and surrounding area, there would be no unemployment!!!

See if you agree.

Need a reason to join the team? Here are 17:

    • Food. We stock the cabinets with food. Yeah, most of it’s full of sugar, but we try to throw in some healthy snacks. Cup o’ noodles is still a weakness for some of us though.
    • 401k plan. All you have to do is say how much and we do the rest.
    • Health insurance. 100% coverage.
    • And eye care. We also take care of those eyes.
    • And teeth too. We have dental coverage. Got to impress those clients :)
    • Cell phone coverage. Can you hear us now?
    • Profit sharing. We’re a team of entrepreneurial-thinking workers. It’s important to us that everyone see the benefits of their hard work.
    • Free dry cleaning. Hate dressing up? We’ve taken the hard work out of putting on the snazzy dress shirt or blouse.
    • Free house cleaning. Yep, we think getting stuff done at home is just as important as getting stuff done in the office.
    • A growing library. Need a book? Just put it on the wish list and it will be added to the ZURB library.
    • 3 weeks vacation. And all those common holidays too. Work hard, play hard.
    • Lunches. Now and then we like to order sushi, and if you’re working late we don’t mind chipping in for dinner.
    • Start-ups. Some people go work for start-ups. At ZURB you get to help start start-ups.
    • Challenging work. We believe that everyone has a brain to think – we make you use every last brain cell.
    • Flex-time. Hey, things come up now and then. What’s dental coverage when you don’t have time to get those teeth drilled?
    • A great team. It’s fun to work on great projects, but it’s even better to learn something new from a team member.
    • A fun work environment. You see this on other company websites, but we are really committed to making work fun.

    I think it may be time to move..

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