Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Very funny!! Thanks Mom!

JOHN'S EGG BUSINESS

John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young
layers(hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the
eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them
to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so he could tell from
a distance which rooster was performing. Now, he could sit on the porch and fill
out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but this morning
he noticed Old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to
investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets,
bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could
run for cover.

To John's amazement, Old Butch had his bell in his beak so it couldn't
ring.He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County
Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece
Prize
but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a
politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?

Vote carefully this year, the bells are not always audible.

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