Saturday, September 30, 2006

Ultra-cheap cell phone antenna

Ultra-cheap cell phone antenna

This ROCKS! I am going to do this!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Is there anybody out there? How the men from the ministry hid the hunt for UFOs

Guardian Unlimited Technology | Technology | Is there anybody out there? How the men from the ministry hid the hunt for UFOs

The trail begins with a request, in 1976, from a UFO enthusiast called Julian Hennessy for access to the MoD's records on UFO sightings. A note from the UFO desk to the MoD's head of security on March 23 shows that officials intended to refuse him access on the grounds that the files contain confidential information and "very little of value to a serious scientific investigator".

Monday, September 25, 2006

Physical Science, Sound & Resonance

All kinds of cool stuff here!!!

Teacher Source Catalog | Physical Science, Sound & Resonance

Friday, September 22, 2006

Placebo Boogers

Damn Interesting » You Can Pick Your Doctor, and You Can Pick Your Nose…:

"In the scientific and medical communities, the technical name for using one's finger to extract boogers is rhinotillexis, and doing so compulsively is termed rhinotillexomania. The act of eating the resulting harvest is called mucophagy."

Clean Jokes About Lawyers

I'm fine

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe. 'Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?' said the lawyer.
Farmer Joe responded, 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the.......'

'I didn't ask for any details,' the lawyer interrupted, 'just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!''
Farmer Joe said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...'

The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule Bessie.'

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, 'Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her - how are you feeling?"

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tanks appear in Bangkok!

Tanks appear in Bangkok. Thailand calls state of emergency ( "overall status report @ 3:11

I'm going to sleep. Dead tired. Here is a brief summary of things.

It is the middle of the night here. Soldiers have taken over all important political outposts in Bangkok. Tanks and armed guards can be seen everywhere. Traffic is still allowed to flow, though few will doubt that this is probably one of the worst times to travel.

All television channels are currently broadcasting the same stuff over and over: patriotic videos dedicated to HMKing that were used in previous coups. (It should be noted that the King Himself has absolutely nothing to do with this). New announcements are made from time to time, generally replayed twice or thrice for each, in alternative with the announcement screen (white text on blue screen of coup). Cable TV is still down, disconnecting the majority of the citizens from most, if not all trustworthy news sources.

Cellphones and Internet are up by now. It is somewhat unlikely that they will be severed again.

The coup currently holds full control over the country's governmental power, notably the prime minister's and ministers'. The Constitution has been trashed. The whole country is effectively under the martial law. As if those aren't bad enough; the flood in the northern Thailand and terrorism in the southern haven't gotten any better at all. Universities are suspended indefinitely. Banks and stock markets will take a break tomorrow.

I hope to see you then."

Monday, September 18, 2006

Fatal Stillwater Bridge plunge

That was at 4:04 p.m., his log book shows, when a car driven by Roxanne M. Ecker, 52, of Sleepy Eye, Minn., plunged into the channel where the Empress had just been. Ecker surfaced and survived, but the bodies of her mother and sister were found later inside in the overturned car in about 11 feet of water.

What-ifs echo in wake of fatal Stillwater bridge plunge

Google Send To Phone is free in the US

FREE Google Send To Phone

Thursday, September 14, 2006

How to Remove a Hickey

How to Remove a Hickey - WikiHow

'Oldest' New World writing found

The inscriptions are thought to have been made by the Olmecs, an ancient pre-Columbian people known for creating large statues of heads.

The stone slab, named the "Cascajal block", was first uncovered by road builders digging up an ancient mound at Cascajal, outside San Lorenzo, in the late 1990s.

It weighs about 12kg (26lbs) and measures 36cm (14in) in length, 21cm (8in) in width and 13cm (5in) in thickness. Its text consists of 62 signs, some of which are repeated up to four times.

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | 'Oldest' New World writing found

Friday, September 08, 2006

Windows XP for $89 - free shipping too!

Thats not a misprint.

Click the link below, then come back and click the link at the bottom if you don't find the XP Pro for $89!

Surplus Computers

Windows User State Migration Tool (USMT) version 2.6.2

When migrating a user from one machine to another, an updated tool from MS is out. Just remember to clear the temp and internet files out first.

Download details: Windows User State Migration Tool (USMT) version 2.6.2

Sexual wants and needs of men and women

Sexual urges of men and women

"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"

So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it."

Author unknown (and probably still not getting any..)