Thursday, July 15, 2004

Where's Belle?

Thursday afternoon humor. . .(thanks Kristen)

A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replied, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl went to the garage and said, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog is in heat and to come and ask you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(You're gonna love this!)

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway around the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

I was drinking coffee when I first read this and almost spewed!!!


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