Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Almost half of workers are looking for new job: poll

Almost half of workers are looking for new job: poll

True dat!

Ya know that cool 5 disk DVD at Best Buy last week?

I bought one of these and it finally came! I was so excited to try it out. Got it hooked up, powered it on and pushed the open tray button. It kind of came out slowly. My heart dropped a notch. Ok I thought, no problem, just a little \"newness stiffy\" It'll be ok after I 'exercise' the skip disk button a bit. Nope, my heart sank. The realization that I was a sucker was sinking in. This thing is a stinker. Though I can get video signal to the TV, nothing else works. No DVD, no CD, no CD-R. Damn, damn, damn. How could I be so foolish?

Reboots DaMachina

Dealing with Unwanted Spyware and Parasites

Dealing with Unwanted Spyware and Parasites

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Monday, June 28, 2004

What the heck is Dropper.Inor?

Anyone? Anyone?I keep getting this message.jpg

Gmail Utilities - GMailIT


When horses go bad!

I always wondered if horses bit...Click to see.

I want to go this zoo!

Yahoo! News - Lincoln Park Zoo Apes Get to Take Revenge No spitting please.


Tips for Bounce dryer sheets sent to me from Ericka today... WOW... Never knew...

Who woulda thought???

My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow jackets away. Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The yellow jackets just veer around you.

And all this time you've just been putting Bounce in the dryer!

It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them.

It also repels mice.. spread them around foundation areas, or in trailers, cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.

It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don't get opened too often.

Repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors
during mosquito season.

Eliminates static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.

Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.

Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.

Freshen the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.

Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.

Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.

Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.

Freshen the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.

Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food.

Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the was the basket.

Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the loose hairs.

Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.

Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.

Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.

Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.

Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.

Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. Keeps them smelling fresh.

And now that you know, print and keep on file or pass it around!

Sunday, June 27, 2004

Ever try to cancel something at Yahoo?

It doesn't work...

Reading the instructions doesn't help either. Click on "Billing Info" link. Click on Cancel. THERE IS NO CANCEL!

And do they reply to requests for help? No. How about the second email? No. What do you do? You have to delete your Yahoo Wallet thats what you have to do!!!

Sorry Yahoo.


Friday, June 25, 2004

Now Clinton rages over Lewinsky questions!

Telegraph | News | Clinton rages against Dimbleby in Panorama confrontation over Lewinsky

VP Cheney drops F Bomb!

The incident occurred on Tuesday in a terse discussion between the two that touched on politics, religion and money, with Cheney finally telling Leahy to "f--- off" or "go f--- yourself," the aides said on Thursday.

"I think he was just having a bad day," Leahy was quoted as saying on CNN, which first reported the incident. "I was kind of shocked to hear that kind of language on the floor."

Thursday, June 24, 2004

LOOK OUT! - Web Graphics Exploit Marching Across Internet - Web Graphics Exploit Marching Across Internet

Remember that movie called "The Arrival"?

It starred Charlie Sheen as an astroscientist working for NASA and was listening for signals from space? Read the following story!

Yahoo! News - US experts say global warming faster than thought

What's on the other side?

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't know."
"You don't know?" "You, a Christian man, do not know what is on the other side?"

The doctor was holding the handle of the door; on the other side of which came a sound of scratching and whining, and as he opened the door, a dog sprang into the room and leaped on him with an eager show of gladness.

Turning to the patient, the doctor said, "Did you notice my dog?" "He's never been in this room before." "He didn't know what was inside." "He knew nothing except that his master was here, and when the door opened, he sprang in without fear." "I know little of what is on the other side of death, but I do know one thing... I know my Master is there and that is enough."

May today there be peace within you. May you trust God that you are exactly where you are to be.
I believe that friends are quiet angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

If God is your Co-Pilot---Change seats


You'll want to read this... Yahoo! News - Mutation Found in 'Muscle Man' Toddler Life imitates pre-1970's comic book fiction!!!

Monday, June 21, 2004

This might be the spark...

Reuters | Latest Financial News / Full News Coverage

Three Royal Navy ships siezed by IRAN!


A giant leap for backyard rocketeers |

"The idea became SpaceShipOne, and Monday just before 8 a.m. Pacific time, the diminutive space dart detached from its arachnoid mother ship and rocketed upward to where the sky turned black and the horizon bent with the curvature of the earth, making pilot Mike Melvill the first civilian astronaut.

'The colors were pretty staggering from up there,' said Mr. Melvill, who also earned his wings, officially, as an astronaut. 'It was almost a religious experience.' Melvill said he could see the black expanse of outer space, the curvature of the earth and a broad swathe of the Southern California coast during his three and half minutes just beyond earth's atmosphere. He released a bag of M&Ms candies that floated around the cockpit.

At a time when America and the world are absorbed with grim news of terrorist attacks, hostages, and war, the flight provided a welcome moment of hopeful news for humanity - and made Melvill a hero of sorts. 'I'm just a guy, an old guy' he insisted after the flight. 'I think I'll back off a little bit and ride my bike.'"

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Monday, June 14, 2004

A very cool web portal for this part of Wisconsin!

St. Croix On-Line Check out the send a greeting card page! Then send me one!

Why I moved to Wisconsin!

Offbeat - AFP

Baboons on rampage in South African town

Mon Jun 14,11:41 AM ET Add Offbeat - AFP to My Yahoo!

CAPE TOWN (AFP) - Residents of a small South African coastal town are threatening to declare all-out war on baboons who have terrorised pre-schoolers, raided homes for food and urinated on clothes after pulling them out of closets.

Diana Head, the chairwoman of the local taxpayers' association in Pringle Bay, an hour's drive east of Cape Town, told AFP Monday that baboons broke into the local nursery school -- located in a church -- three times, using the same method.

"The baboons lifted a window latch and stormed a church hall where the children were," she said. "They grabbed sandwiches and cold drinks out of the children's hands.

"The kids were traumatised afterwards. One teacher was so upset that she resigned."

Head said baboons were breaking into houses about 15 times a month on average.

"They have strong nails which they use to pull sliding doors off the hinges. When they get inside the houses they ransack the cupboard for food and have parties on the beds.

"On a few occasions they have pulled clothes out of the cupboards and urinated on them."

Last week two female baboons in the area had to be put down after they were found with bullet wounds in their stomachs.

Local conservation officials said they believed the shootings were revenge attacks by residents.

Head said the problem escalated late last year when the head male in the baboon troop changed.

"An alpha male who we named Charlie kept the troop under control but then he was replaced by a newcomer known to us as Stoffel," she said.

The taxpayers' association approached the municipality about employing baboon chasers, but were told that this would increase baboon stress levels.

"If nothing is done about this problem, more people are going to start taking the law into their own hands," Head said.

Local official Craig Spencer told the Cape Times newspaper that the town did not have the authority to intervene, adding that the municipality had hired a nature conservation student to manage the baboons and printed pamphlets on how to keep baboons at bay.

Friday, June 11, 2004

JOBS: My company is hiring!

My company is having an Open House on Tuesday, June 15 and Wednesday, June 16 from 4pm - 7pm to recruit for the following positions:

RN and Social Work Care Managers
RN Trainer/QA
RN Underwriters
RN Tele-App/Phone Interviewers
Account Analyst

If you have friends or family members looking for employment, please tell them to attend. Chances to land a good job here have never been better!

If that person is hired, then I am eligible for a Referral Bonus. It is also quite possible that you could work in Woodbury if you request it, as the Hudson, WI office is moving to Technology Center this August.

There will be a newspaper ad in the Sunday Star Tribune too. See the ad for more info.

If you have questions, please ask. Thanks and remember to mention my name and I will get a referral!

Chris Toney

Here is the address to apply to:

Long Term Care Group, Inc.
11000 Prairie Lakes Drive, Suite 300
Eden Prairie, MN 55344

Third floor, and the elevators are located right to the right of the main entrance.

7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight

Yahoo! News - 7 Arrested in School Cafeteria Food Fight

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Words women use (and how men should react to them)

WORDS WOMEN USE (thanks Andrea)


This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Please read..

Email etiquette rules for effective email replies Everyone can learn something new from this easy to read, easy to digest document.


Finally! A Smart Blonde Joke!

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.

She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"