Thursday, August 28, 2003

BilloCams-Front Door

BilloCams-Front Door Very cool geek!

How to truly be happy in a sad world!

How to truly be happy in a sad world!

Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Groaners...

Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar.
One was a salted.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

Ultr@VNC - Remote Control Software

Ultr@VNC - Remote Control Software Very cool.

Yahoo! News - Sometimes Even an Orangutan Needs a Hug

Yahoo! News - Sometimes Even an Orangutan Needs a Hug Don't we all?

Tuesday, August 26, 2003

Wednesday, August 13, 2003

McAfee Security - World Virus Map

Way cool World Virus Map

My Yahoo!

An oldie, but goodie for cat fans.

Four people were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat,"T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was a pretty smart cat, but the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was really good, but the Chemist said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, picked up a 500 mL graduated cylinder, walked over to the fridge, took out a liter of milk, got a 300 mL glass from the cupboard, measured and poured exactly 275 mL of milk into the glass without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good too.

Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, had sex with the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Comp, and went home on sick leave.

Still good for a laff!