A man left work one Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.
After getting no apology whatsoever from the man, his wife simply said to him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by & he didn't see his wife. Tuesday &Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her. On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye