Wednesday, August 27, 2003

Groaners...

Two peanuts walk into a rowdy bar.
One was a salted.
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A jumper cable walks into a bar.
The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says "A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two antenna meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was great.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms meet.
One says "I've lost my electron."
The other says "Are you sure?"
The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."
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I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
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What do you call a fish with no eye?
A fsh.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

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